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Of Oranges and Ol' SparkyI haven’t had an orange in four years and seven months. Why? Because I was in jail, and for what is my dirty little secret. However, today is my final day as a human being and all I wanted was an orange. Unfortunately, the jail I lived in didn’t allow fruits for some bizarre, twisted reason. So I had to settle for the memory of an orange. Even after all this time, I could still remember what it felt like. Bumpy, dry kin like a snake, firm and the size of a baseball. An edible baseball, but still. Shades of yellow, orange, red, and even faint traces of green painted my imaginary fruit, swirling and swirling arOf Oranges and Ol' Sparky
by ~Mondo-Bongo
Problem with CommunicationYou know how most couples complain that their spouse won’t listen to them, or that they can never get a point across? I’m one of them. Every afternoon my hubby, Herbert, would come home from work tired and hungry. I’d fix him dinner and a drink, then spend the rest of the afternoon listening to him complain about the food. “It’s too damn hot, woman.” He’d claim, raising a piece of meat to his mouth. “It’s colder than ice!” He’d shout a few minutes later. “What sauce did you use on this, poison?” “Do you hear me? DaProblem with Communication
by ~Mondo-Bongo
Falling Slowly Part 1Paris, France (Earth) Year 2142Falling Slowly Part 1
So... this is Paris? Huh, not what I expected, but, as always, nothing ever lives up to my expectations. Literally. I haven’t been to Earth in so long... at least, not since the Renian’s came and taught the earthlings magic. Almost 300 years ago. That’s all in the past though. There are few people on the street and they all look at me with hostility. I was the stranger here. I wonder what they would think if they could see what I really look like. With my deep, blue skin, glowing white eyes, snow-white hair. All they see of my true form are my long, elfin ears. They
by ~Mondo-Bongo
by ~Mondo-Bongo
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-Western- .1.The whole town was silent, not a single thing moved in the dusty streets, and if anything did, watchful hazel eyes would be sure to see it. A rocked chair creaked quietly as a lone gust of wind blew, coaxing it to move by itself, but besides that the town was silent. Of course, this was only the section of town near the exit and entrance, where travelers would pass through to see the old Western town. But visitors were very rare in the town of Rawhide, and usually the only people that came to and from were people that inhabited it.-Western- .1.
The Sheriff let out a soft, slightly bored sigh, figuring that his Deputy on the other side of town
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- Current Residence: Somewhere far away :P
- Interests: read, swim, ride bike, read/write yaoi (maybe yuri XD)
- Favourite movie: Nightmare Before Christmas, The Red Violin
- Favourite band or musician: Rammstein, Oasis, Sigur Ros, etc
- Favourite genre of music: lots
- Favourite artist: :P I have too many to list
- Favourite poet or writer: Emily Dickinson, Edgar Allen Poe, Robert Frost
- Favourite photographer: Does my dad count?
- Favourite style of art: ??
- Operating System: this *soon to be dead* computer
- Favourite game: WORLD OF WARCRAFT AND SWB2!!!!
- Favourite gaming platform: PS2 and gamecube (I WANT WII!!)
- Favourite cartoon character: G-A-R-F-I-E-L-D
- Personal Quote: "Baseball is like church; many attend, few understand." Leo Durocher
- Tools of the Trade: Paper and Pencil + no social life :P
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I usually frown on "thank you for the fav. comments", but I've been gone from dA for some time due to school work. Instead of taking these 400 favourites for granted, I wanted to thank YOU for making me feel welcome when I came back. Thank you. I'm glad you enjoy my work. I hope you have a wonderful day, and a delightful Halloween this year. And never forget... I love you.
Much lovelovelovelove,
*bewarecalamity
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QUEEN OF SPANK-TORIA.
If you'd like, I'll get you a green card.
FAQ #565: You prohibit the submission of 'pornographic imagery'; what do you consider this to be?
And my poem!! Thank youuuuuu
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"My hand thinks I'm an artist, but my heart knows i'm a poet." -Bright Eyes
Btw, sorry for my late reply!
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Check out my comic if ya like [link]
Or maybe my blog?=> [link]
Maybe my commission status and collection over at LJ?[link]
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Many kids and teenagers around the world are suiciding because they have not recieved love or happiness. If you want to be a hero, be someone's friend, because you could save that person's life.
Inspired by Superchic[k] and a song by Kelly Rowland
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"Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." Edgar Allan Poe
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She breaks a bottle, lets it slip
As if the whipping wind could lash,
Could drag it gently from her grip--
She smiles,
and the green shards flash
between her parted lips.
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Why do I like yaoi/yuri? Because of France.
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She breaks a bottle, lets it slip
As if the whipping wind could lash,
Could drag it gently from her grip--
She smiles,
and the green shards flash
between her parted lips.
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